User: Become one with Mother Russia now!
Cleverbot: So I can die?
User: BECOME ONE WTH RUSSIA NOW!
Cleverbot: Thats not funny!
User: OMG spain?
Cleverbot: You've upset me now.
User: Why Spain?
Cleverbot: Because I live here.
User: You live where?
Cleverbot: In the Chamber of Secrets.
User: OMG you live in the chamber of secrets!
Cleverbot: Oh! Is the sorcerer's stone hiding in it?
User: I don't know you said that you live there.
Cleverbot: What time is it in madrid?
User: I don't know your spain you should know!
Cleverbot: Jesse. What time is it?
User: My name is Ivan! Spain now that we have become one give me romano.
Cleverbot: Staying home to watch the rain.
Cleverbot: Thats it.
User: Spain are you raping romano again?
Cleverbot: Spain*smiles* barcelona actually.
User: OMG your raping your self!
Cleverbot: Your name is Ivan?
Cleverbot: Then you are a woman.
User: No I am a guy! My penis is bigger than you